- First of all, abuse woman as a Sigma myself, I usually hit woman about 13 billion times a day, I slap woman so hard that one woman is slapped the next billion are effected too
- Suck your homies dick, if you suck your homies dick, its proven to give more calcium than milk. Its also a good excirse, just go up and down and you are good
- Don't go to school, go to the gym. The fuck you gonna to school some random ass dude named Napoleon Dynamite, by going to your gym you will INSTANTLY get bitches, they will come to you like a fucking magnet
- Finally, give New York threats saying, "ISIS has already 9/11ed you guys don't let me make the sequel." This tells New York that you dont give a fuck about them and that you like ISIS
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